CRUSH! [another SHINee badfic]
Their choice of image for this chapter is but a warning of their state of mind while writing this.
Minho : MinRoo ah~ since we’re childhood u didnt tell me who is ur crush
Offense number one: The forewarned bad grammar.
You: ahaha ! >.< Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! **sings Wonder Girls’**
Minho: **looks disappointed** (`-`) aishh ..
You: ohLOL Minho oppa looks so harsh .. lets start with Onew sunbae!
Onew: Y U NO CALL ME ‘OPPA’? N Y U CALL ME ‘SUNBAE’?
Onew: aniyo .. its kinda awkward
You: whatever whatever =3= just tell me ur crush ONEW OPPA
Onew: hokhekhokhekhok .. me like Chicken Noona :DD
Offense number 2: Onew-Chicken cliche.
Minho: Ahh ! As I thought! **swag** **swag**
Jjong: what’s the matter Minho?
You: me and Minho oppa spying on you BD
Could someone tell me what “**swag** **swag**” looks like?
Tae: ME LIKE SANDARA NOONA! HAHA ITS JUST FOR FUN .. I LIKE HER CAUSE SHE’S SO PRETTY AND GOOD AT SINGING , DANCING AND ACT TOO. I LIKE CHAE RIN NOONA ALSO .. SHE’S SO AWESHUM AND RICH TOO.. HER FATHER IS A PHYSIC PROFESSOR WHICH IS SOOOOOO FAMOUS. Haha am done ._.v
Minho: urmm **thinking**
You: palli juseyo Mr.Choi!!! **hold knife**
Offense number 3: Multiple Hanglish violations throughout ㅎㅅㅎ”
You: yaaah! **mumbled while making grumpy faces again**
Onew: haha~ this pity boo.. come here **holding comb**
( ._.) pity boo
Tae: palli RooRoo~
Jjong: wah.. RooRoo? Since when u guys…
Tae: **hit Jjong’s head** its not what u think steww pit hyung
steww pit hyung. steww. pit.
So much badfic.. I can’t.
I don’t even think the fact that English isn’t her first language is the problem here.
badfic-well a little fun wouldn’t hurt
OH MY GOD YES WE ALL SHARE YOUR PAIN.
LMAO thank you and you’re welcome!
SOB OMFG thank you
they’re really embarrassing though OTL