What am I reading
Remember when you were eleven and you wrote that one horrible self-insert fanfic with basically no plot or development other than fulfilling your own poorly cliched, juvenile fantasies?
Yeah, we do too.

fuck logic i'm an author!!!!!

SUBMIT STUFF

CRUSH! [another SHINee badfic]

Their choice of image for this chapter is but a warning of their state of mind while writing this.

Minho : MinRoo ah~ since we’re childhood u didnt tell me who is ur crush

Offense number one: The forewarned bad grammar.

You: **Scissor**
Minho: **Paper**
You: ahaha ! >.< Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! **sings Wonder Girls’**
Minho: **looks disappointed** (`-`) aishh ..
You: ohLOL Minho oppa looks so harsh .. lets start with Onew sunbae!
Onew: Y U NO CALL ME ‘OPPA’? N Y U CALL ME ‘SUNBAE’?

ohLOL ._.

Onew: aniyo .. its kinda awkward
You: whatever whatever =3= just tell me ur crush ONEW OPPA
Onew: hokhekhokhekhok .. me like Chicken Noona :DD

Offense number 2: Onew-Chicken cliche.

Minho: Ahh ! As I thought! **swag** **swag**
Jjong: what’s the matter Minho?
You: me and Minho oppa spying on you BD

Could someone tell me what “**swag** **swag**” looks like?

Tae: ME LIKE SANDARA NOONA! HAHA ITS JUST FOR FUN .. I LIKE HER CAUSE SHE’S SO PRETTY AND GOOD AT SINGING , DANCING AND ACT TOO. I LIKE CHAE RIN NOONA ALSO .. SHE’S SO AWESHUM AND RICH TOO.. HER FATHER IS A PHYSIC PROFESSOR WHICH IS SOOOOOO FAMOUS. Haha am done ._.v

Minho: urmm **thinking**
You: palli juseyo Mr.Choi!!! **hold knife**

Offense number 3: Multiple Hanglish violations throughout ㅎㅅㅎ”

You: yaaah! **mumbled while making grumpy faces again**

Onew: haha~ this pity boo.. come here **holding comb**

( ._.) pity boo


Tae: palli RooRoo~
Jjong: wah.. RooRoo? Since when u guys…
Tae: **hit Jjong’s head** its not what u think steww pit hyung

steww pit hyung. steww. pit.

So much badfic.. I can’t.

I don’t even think the fact that English isn’t her first language is the problem here.

badfic-well a little fun wouldn’t hurt

sjaddiction: I LOVE YOU OH GOD FINALLY SOMEONE SOMEONE WHO SHARES MY PAIN

OH MY GOD YES WE ALL SHARE YOUR PAIN.

yourdaddyscloset: "And then Eunhyuk is fucking Tyrone Jackson!" I literally laughed out loud when I listened to that XD You're hilarious. Thank you for creating this blog <3

LMAO thank you and you’re welcome!

jarimongdang: OMG. I LOVE YOUR BLOG. It's 2AM right now and I am still listening to your audios xD HAHA

SOB OMFG thank you they’re really embarrassing though OTL